Hello, this is Lisa.

After 10 months, I finally did the inevitable... I set up my voice mail.

Now, when you dial me, you may get 1 of 4 options.

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Lisa [pause] Doyle.

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You have reached Lisa Doyle, copyeditor at Q. Please leave your name and message.

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You have reached Lisa Doyle. I am on the other line.

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You have reached Lisa Doyle. Except, I'm not here.